Watters’ World: Cornell Edition

polyrhythmic1 · May 31, 2016 at 3:45 am

Stupid ignorant liberal fucks………….

Arthur Currier · July 12, 2016 at 5:43 am

“I’m a grad student actually”
“Oh, fancy pants”
(cut to video shown to mock the young man for the crime of being a grad student)
It’s pretty clear right off the bat what the motive of Fox News is here.

Now he’s taking to the second guy. And this second guy is saying that the campus is diverse. “bunch of different people from a bunch of different backgrounds”. He is clearly NOT talking about who the school donates to but idiot Bill doesn’t comprehend that.

Oh God help us now Watters is being a total idiot. He’s saying “it’s not that diverse” and then babbling about how 96% of the doners blah blah blah. Hey idiot Jesse, when that gentleman said the campus was diverse and there are a “bunch of different people from a bunch of different backgrounds” he wasn’t talking about doners. God you people are stupid.

I LOVE THE GUY’S REACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First he has this look that seems to say God damn is this clown that stupid!? Then he quickly recovers from Jesse’s idioicy and asks a very intelligent question. “What’s wrong with that”

Now we’re back to the black gentleman and Watters is babbling about brains and sponges. The black guy say’s “uhhh” and we don’t know what he said after that because it then cuts to a guy with pencils up his nose. So what, saying uh or um or er makes you stupid?

Now I’m at the young lady laughing at his use of the word “invasion” as well she should.

Another young lady saying no, she wouldn’t want strangers coming into her house and sleeping on the floor. WHO THE HELL WOULD???. Cut to video of Columbo.

Back to the first young girl. She say’s “make it out of ice” while laughing. It seems she’s mocking Jesse, knowing what a fool he is. Good for her.

“Do the professers pass around doobies in class” Where the hell did that come from??

He
asks a guy do the teachers ever burn incense in class. The guy says no. Watters says he must have missed that then. Missed what exactly idiot Jesse? Do you have evidence of teachers burning incense in class? And if they do what the hell is wrong with that?

Now he’s asking a young college girl what the national debt is. Do you know what Fox News and other rightwing wackos call that kind of question when it’s asked of Republicans running for public office? They call it a gotcha question.

Back to the girl in the red jacket. He asks her out to dinner and then laughs when she says “this got weird” and walks away from the creep. I don’t think I can add any commnent to that one. I think it speaks for itself. She is a pretty girl though.

Back to the black guy who we don’t know what he said because Watters again cuts him off.

Now there are some officials, or 2 so far anyway, a woman and a guy, basically telling Jesse to get lost. My guess here is that maybe they know how this a hole works. They know he’s there for one reason and one reason only, to make the students look stupid. No matter what the students say. If he asked one of those students to explain the theory of relativity and the student said “hmmm, uh” and then proceeded to give an analysis worthy of a PhD dissertation Jesse would cut it after the “hmmm, uh” and switch to a video of Macaulay Culkin doing that hands to the cheeks thing he does in Home Alone.

Now we’re back in the studio and Jesse is saying “Maybe they should (consider a person’s political stance in their hiring practice) if 96% blah blah blah. No idiot Jesse, they shouldn’t. They should do exactly what they are doing now, hiring the best people for the job.

The ending, where Billo says that Cornell called and said that the reason they didn’t want him there was because he had mittens there, I can’t tell if he was joking there or not. If he was joking I don’t get it. If he wasn’t joking.
https://store.cornell.edu/p-193018-work-sock-flip-mittens-black-stripe.aspx

Harry C · August 1, 2017 at 10:12 pm

3:19 John Carberry…. denying free speech at a University. PRICELESS!!!!!

democratic secular free society theocracy stinks · October 1, 2017 at 3:26 am

I miss bill!!

Joanna Wizner · December 13, 2017 at 3:35 pm

I would wear mittens too if I was by all those snowflakes

StrnFn9099 · December 22, 2017 at 8:59 am

The gloves were odd.

Garfield JV · January 2, 2018 at 8:27 am

Fuck Cornel ! Butch dickheads people are pussys from Cornell University!