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25 Comments

Shashank Gupta · June 16, 2017 at 9:59 pm

just write”All the Oscars things required in a movie” in your essay and ur in. gist of this video….

Synocate · June 30, 2017 at 12:31 am

College admissions officers usually don’t spend more than 22 minutes on a single application. Make every minute of your application worth it!

liquidpersuasion · July 12, 2017 at 6:53 pm

RIP “inside the box” Caitlyn/Katelyn/Catelyn/Kaitlyn or however she spells her basic-bitch ass name.

Ashutosh Kumar · July 22, 2017 at 4:56 am

So, to get into a selective college, this is what it’s like. Where hard-earned test scores and grades are looked at as minute factors into getting admitted. Also, I get how the school has to be diverse in races, but there’s no way to solve this problem if there’s always a bias. We can all agree that it will be harder for people who go to private schools to get in because UC’s are funded by the government and so are public schools, and people from private schools are supposedly much more “privileged”. All these flaws make me so mad.

Anne Anni · July 23, 2017 at 6:53 pm

I wrote an essay about how my mother beat me, because my dad beat her. The reason he beat my mom was because my dad was angry that I turned out gay. I also wrote that I was molested by my dad without my mother’s knowledge. It was all a lie, I’m not gay and my parents never beat me, nor each other. But the admissions people ate that shit up. That’s how fucked up the admissions process is. As long as you have high grades and extracurricular activities and some boo-hoo story, you’re guaranteed an admission somewhere in the scam that is called “college.” Our culture has taught me to capitalize on my vagina and to play the pro-fem, pro-gay and pro-liberal cards to my advantage. Lol. If I was a minority or an illegal, my story would have been a hell of a lot better.

And by the way, I now work for a Fortune 500 company. So things turned out great for me. Word of advice, play the cards you’ve been given in life. Colleges are especially partial to women, minorities, and gays. It’s no coincidence that the majority of students at colleges/universities are women.

Patrik Bauer · July 26, 2017 at 9:04 am

1:14 ‘There are times honestly… where I’m not sure why i put my hand up’ – wait WHAT?!

Joy · July 30, 2017 at 11:34 pm

This gave me anxiety holy shit

Sahib · August 2, 2017 at 1:46 am

6.4 GPA on a 4.0 scale?! How is that even possible?

EMan753 · August 3, 2017 at 6:51 pm

“I’m kinda going with my gut here”
This man is one of those who will decide your future lol

Fire Lancer · August 5, 2017 at 8:57 am

TIL My dad has alcohol problems, my parents are divorced and I live in an RV.

Michael Wargo · August 17, 2017 at 2:49 am

Time to make up some good sob stories for these holders of keys.

Salman Ali · August 22, 2017 at 12:42 pm

MY name suleyban am african student and am gratuate degree in pharmacy university of karachi pakistan iam searching scholarship master of clinical pharmacist

ThatOne · August 28, 2017 at 1:39 am

6.4 out of a 4.0 scale (fake as hell) and choosing people because their parents are man whores, this is what college decisions are?

i agree · September 1, 2017 at 2:54 am

omg THERES ACTUALLY A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE TO REVIEW ONE PAPER

i agree · September 1, 2017 at 2:56 am

in willing to bet that kid who’s dad is an alcoholic barely even drinks smh >_>

Ariel Keener · September 10, 2017 at 2:07 am

These comments are missing the point, HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A 6.4 GPA ON A FOUR POINT SCALE

Alex Yuen · September 10, 2017 at 6:54 pm

this process is cold as fuck…

Boujeetuan · September 20, 2017 at 7:31 am

Wtf why does it seem like all they care about is the lives of the parents, they’re not the ones going to college… Who cares what they do or what struggles they faced, the story should be about YOU and how you can make a change in their university smh

Rohan Shaw · September 27, 2017 at 6:04 pm

6.4 GPA? Waitlist for you, sir.
Your mom’s a crack smoking, 3-legged prostitute? You’re in!

Djantai Otorbaev · September 28, 2017 at 2:33 pm

So a great sob story and a poor background gets you in, seems legit

Jennifer Jisun Lee · October 7, 2017 at 8:34 pm

Omg did one of the guys just say he is going with his gut here my gof my future is his hand? Kill me people

Peneeta Wojcik · October 10, 2017 at 8:19 pm

I am never applying to this college. These people seem sketchy..

Sodapop246 8 · October 15, 2017 at 2:54 pm

“She has all A’s, who would like to admit?”
*4 Raises Hand*
“She goes to waitlist”

Well that wasn’t horrifying at all

Mardiros Software · October 15, 2017 at 7:14 pm

Fuck these pseudo-intelligent fucks

Gleeker · October 17, 2017 at 9:03 pm

Watching this makes me nervous

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